Knock Knock.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I'd like a peanut instead!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I'd like a peanut instead!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
No, seriously, it's just me. I'm telling a knock knock joke.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
No, seriously, it's just me. I'm telling a knock knock joke.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!
BIG Ultrasound tomorrow...tick tock goes the clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These are GREAT! I really needed that pick-me-up. THANK YOU!!
ReplyDeletethanks for making me smile!
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